初中一年級英語 [初中一年級英語小笑話]

初中一年級英語 初中一年級英語小笑話 民間笑話小說像神話小說等民間文學(xué)一樣，是廣大勞感人民在長久的生產(chǎn)勞動和和自然界作斗爭的過程中，以口頭形式創(chuàng)作和傳承的文學(xué)體裁。XX整理了初中一年級英語小笑話，歡迎閱讀!初中一年級英語小笑話篇一"Dad，will you help me with my homework?"“父親，你能夠幫我做作業(yè)嗎?"I'm sorry,"replied the father. "It wouldn't be right.“對不起，”父親答道:“幫你做不對?！?quot;Well,"said the boy，"at least you could try.”“可是，”孩子說，“你最少能夠試試?！背踔幸荒昙売⒄Z小笑話篇二"This house,"said the real-estate salesman，”has both its good points and its bad points. To show you I'm honest,I'm going to tell you about the disadvantagesthere is a chemical plant one block south and a slaughterhouse one block north."“這座房子，”房產(chǎn)商說道:“現(xiàn)有優(yōu)點，也有缺點。為了證實我的坦誠，我想告訴您它的缺點在南邊一個街區(qū)的地方有個化工廠，在北邊一個街區(qū)的地方有個屠宰廠?！?quot; What are the advantages?"inquired the prospective buyer.“那么它的優(yōu)點是什么呢?"買主問。"The good thing about it，"said the agent，"is that you can always tell which way the wind is blowing."“這好處嗎?"房產(chǎn)商說:“是你隨時能夠測定風(fēng)向?！背踔幸荒昙売⒄Z小笑話篇三The assistant curator of the museum came to the head curator with a couple of problems.”Sir, the mummy is damp and getting moldy, and the white mouse in the maze exhibit has developed dry skin.”博物館館長助理找到館長反應(yīng)了一個問題:“先生，木乃伊現(xiàn)已受潮開始發(fā)霉了，但在迷宮中展覽的小白鼠的皮膚變得越來越干澡?！盩he head, curator thought a minute，then advised, "Put your mummy where your mouse is.”館長聽后，想了一會兒，說:“把木乃伊放到白鼠那兒去吧?！背踔幸荒昙売⒄Z小笑話篇四"The White House is proposing we collaborate with Russia to build a new space station，"says Jay Leno. "Know what that means? We're going to wind up with a space station that has a$30-million toilet-and no toilet paper.”白宮方面提議同俄國共同建立一個新的空間站，杰·李諾說:“你們知道這是個什么概念嗎?我們將建立的太空站，光廁所就得花3000萬美元，但不提供手紙。”